Drill Instructor

I remember my dad telling me about a pot-bellied Drill Sargent he had who would proudly eat an apple, after removing his dentures, while doing one-handed pushups. That's one tough motherf***er.

And I'm all proud of myself for completing 3x3 sets of real, honest pullups. That was a pleasant surprise, and the I turn around to see a pregnant Zumba instructor absolutely slaughter her class. She wasn't even sweating.

She probably could have managed to give birth and chew through the cord, without interrupting class. I started to feel like a pussy, but then realized I'd have to man up quite a bit, perhaps by deadlifting a car off the top of a pregnant Zumba instructor giving birth without interrupting class, to even be a pussy.

I have a long way to go...